Airport Greeting!

My Peace Corps fan club greeted me at the airport and sang this rap song!
I went to Brisbane with a pain in my side
They thought it was my kidney that wasn't alright
They cut me up and found some funky stuff
And man were my next seven days rough
They took out twisted fat, a real strange fala mix
But, yo doc, where's my appendix?
All I wanted to do was hold a koala
But man, all I could think was they smell like olfala
Mi bin stap mi wan, mi bin stap all alone
Be Sara i bin kam blong help changem tone
We went on some dates and storied smol
But all I could thing was where's the closest Nakamal
Now I've come back and my friends have gone craycray
Now it's time for us to all go pleiplei