August 23, 2011

I woke up in the middle of the night last night because my eyes were on fire. Turns out I forgot to take my contacts out. I woke up and my eyes were basically sealed shut and red as the devil. The next morning I was talking to my neighbor and she told me she had a quick Kastom medicine that would clear my eyes right up. Then she grabbed her boob and said she just needed to squeeze some of her breast milk into my eyes and the red would go away instantly. All I could do was burst out laughing. She said people do it all the time to get rid of pink eye. I didn’t take her up on the offer.